Lymedale Hotel Newcastle under Lyme - Dec 2018 

In 1981-82 a local punk-new wave band Forward Childhood  split up. The band consisted of Keith (BARNY) Barnard on guitar, Janette Baker on vocals, Allen  Hogarth on bass, and Martin  Gunn on drums. Barny wanted the band to stick with the punk sound but the other members wanted to move on. So together with Colin  Wiltshire on guitar and Barny on bass and vocals they recruited Ian  Dickens to play drums .SNIDE REMARKS was born.

The band were together for a couple of months when they played their first gig at Stockton's Y.M.C.A. Barny wasn't happy on bass so Ross Weston took over .The band was now a four piece and went off to do several gigs and a 4 track demo at Bull's-eye Studio .The demo was played on local Radio Tees  over a few nights which included the track Ugly which became cult musical history on Teesside  having had a track with The F word played on main stream radio was  taboo in 1982 not even The Sex Pistols had managed to do it a few years previous . Not long after this Barny and Col had there indifferences and Col left. Barny, Dicko and Ross tried to keep it together with help from a close friend Barry (Baz) Walker, who took over on vocals, but sadly, things were not meant to be (Watch this space….).

Ten years later Barny met up with new hopeful Kevin Andy Bain who took up learning the bass and together they came up with some cracking tunes. The two of them decided to create a new revamped “SNIDE REMARKS”. Once again Baz Walker helped out on vocals but couldn't commit himself to join the band permanently. Andrew  Vernel came in as drummer, and John Gibbs joined as vocalist previously with Emergency Purge

SNIDE REMARKS did numerous  local gigs around Teesside and North Yorkshire  in  1994-1996 and a few rough demos at Studio 64 in Middlesbrough. Things were tough at first and changes were made with Bugsy from The Amazing Space Frogs  briefly stepped in on vocals and Bam-Bam from The Hangmen  on drums .Barny, Andy Vern and Gibbo decided to put differences aside and continued but  Personal problems started to get in the way of the band and sadly, certain members fell out as friends, the band split ,Vern joined The Amazing  Space Frogs and Snide was put to rest

 Barny and Andy got back together  to talk about the good old days and what if the band had continued, how far could they have taken it? This inspired them to have another go at it in 2007

Barny and Andy convinced an old mate Paul Bradley (Dinny Nanny ) to join them as vocalist and rhythm guitarist, and Brad brought Richie  Idol on drums( Previous bands included  Punch  and Afraid To Sleep, . Brad had other commitments and did not last very long
SNIDE REMARKS put out a plea for a new singer and RobertThompson replied and took over as vocalist 2008.The band went into Cut'n'Sussed studio in Durham and created a unreleased demo CD that represented Snide Remarks at this point! 
Rob had a career change in 2008 which forced him to put the band on hold. Andy left and Ricco's mate Nigel Craig  (Afraid To Sleep) took over on bass. Barny asked once again old friend Baz to help on vocals temporarily whilst Rob sorted his career out. Nigel and Ricco decided Baz was a better man for the job and he was  asked  to stay permanent Baz free from commitments this time agreed  to stay and Barney finally got his first choice frontman. Ricco and Nigel left shortly after this to concentrate on Afraid To Sleep. Robb sorted his career and took a break from music and returned as vocalist for Ska band Monkey Punch in 2013 and Andy returned on bass now Baz was committed.     After several talks and auditions with many time wasting drummers SNIDE REMARKS finally came across (SPIDER) Dave Martin in 2009 thru local guitarist (Spike) from original 1977  Teesside punk band No Way, Spider is an old school punk drummer who's been in many bands including Teesside band  The Lice .
Then just as things were coming together again , Andy  dropped a bombshell and decided he did not want to do anymore  live shows in early 2010.  So the band advertised and found a young bassist Gemma (Fall of the Republic ) who had a promising start but after a couple of months things did'nt work out, a plea was put out for a bassist  and Nigel returned and agreed to help out .

After 6 month in the band and numerous gigs , Nigel  decided to concentrate with his own band Afraid to Sleep  as he was finding it too much playing in 2 bands as gigs were a plenty. The band was advised a bassist Dave Heard formerly with Mod Band  Jarvis Humby  who had supported Brit Pop Band Badly Drawn Boy in New York was available and after he saw us decided to join the band in 2011.

Then just before recording was planned   2011 Dave was relocated by his employer to Aberdeen and the saga of a new bass player started again. Dave returned to join Teesside Mod band King Mojo in 2015

Snide Remarks made the decision to continue with  recording and drafted in Andy Bain and Nigel to play bass,( These recordings have never been  mixed and completed )  Nigel  agreed to fill in at gigs until a permanent replacement could be found.

 After a number of auditions, which were unsuccessful, the band was advised Steve Hoggart  bassist with The Amazing Space Frogs , Ardcore, was available and he was approached and he immediately agreed to take up the position in June 2011  .In May 2012  the band celebrated 30 years by making a live In The Studio album (30 years of ugly) which was put out by Nil by Mouth Records also a number of unreleased tracks in the studio were also recorded late 2012  .

It was decided to bring in a rhythm guitarist in  2013 to project the overall sound and (Space Frog Tatters  )Paul Tattersall was keen to take up the challenge and joined the band permanent and the band performed some of there biggest gigs  during 2013/14 .In April 2014 it was decided a manager would be helpful to promote the band and Woody (Graham Wood )took up the challenge he  had a lot of  Experience Promoting gigs and Organizing Events.In August 2014 after the completion of Recording of the Album Reserekted (Released 2015 by Nil By Mouth Records ) Steve Hoggart and Paul Tattersall decided to leave the band and concentrate on new projects .

Replacing Paul  was George Martin  on rhythm guitar formerly with Teesside Cover Bands Huntsville and The Wot   and Nigel Craig returned on bass for the third time round completing the new 2014 line up. Woody departed from Snide Autumn 2014 and concentrated on charity events and the band decided to manage themselves.  Due to work commitments George departed in August 2015  and Nigel departed Nov 2015 as the gigs diary was too demanding and wanted to concentrate on his own  Metal band The Fury Remains replacing Nigel was  Andrew Graham (Pike) from Teesside Cover band Still Active   Unfortunately it did nt work out with Pike after just  one gig as he had too many local commitments with  cover band Audio Souls  so he was dropped Feb 2016 and Steve Hoggart Returned to fill in until a replacement was  found.

 Then in April 2016 we were  approached by Kev Watson    from hard-core punk band My Rules and Bastard Face  from Durham Kev played many a gig thru-out 2016 including The Great Alternative Festival Skegness. Just as Recording was about to commence in Feb. 2017 yet again it had to be cancelled due to work commitments this time Kev Watson who departed shortly after and joined Loaded 44 .
Steve Hoggart  again returned now in The Relitics to Snide Remarks as a stand in on bass and started recording the  new album .Then in Aug 2017 Martin (Mav)Thirwell formerly with Punksters Nothing Waits from Teesside agreed to take up the bass position.                
In July 2018 just as The New Album Life Is Hell was about to be completed  we had the shocking and devastating  news that Barny had passed away suddenly.
This left the band with the decision if we continued or not after great debate we came to the conclusion Barny would of wanted us to continue and also to get the album out which he completed  recording only in May. 
Additionally after using Stand in drummers for quiet a while due to Spiders  work commitments we regrettably came to the mutual decision to release him after 10 years.
 We were aware of  Tommy Heaney been available  previously with  Loaded 44  and  Dogsflesh  and he was asked to  join the band which he accepted July 2018 .Steve Hoggart yet again came to the bands aid to play lead guitar until a source could be found and then were advised  thru fans a local guitarist who recently had come back to the area Mark Fallais formerly with The Flower Drum People in the 80s and Johnny Seven was available and had seen the band and liked what we did so we tried him out and immediately decided he was our man in Oct 2018 

The next chapter will be difficult without Barny but we are determined to  do this for him and get the album released.      

 (Mav and Steve will feature on the Album Life is Hell on bass )

Official Realeases. 

RESUREKTED Album   (Resurrected)  Released  Jan. 2015 

30 YEARS OF UGLY  Album (Live in the Studio)- Released Oct -   2012

BE PREPARED FOR DECIBELS (you won't need your hearing aids)

2019 Line Up 

Baz - Vocals 
Mav - Bass 
Fal - Guitar
Tommy - Drums 

 LINE UP-   2018


                   Steve Hoggart joining with  Barny - 2018

                                                                           Spider- Mav -Baz - Barny- Sunderland - 2017

STANDING  IN  2016 , 2017
(Drums - Pete Collins - No Way )
(Bass - Steve Hoggart -The Relitics and The Amazing Space Frogs )
(Drums -Josh James Robson - Dogsflesh 

Spider- Baz -Barny - Kev - Lancaster -  2016


  BASS - KEV WATSON - April -2016 -Feb 2017

  BASS- ANDREW GRAHAM - Nov- 2015 - Feb - 2016 
Nigel - 2014                                                             George Martin 2015

Spider - Barny - Baz - Nigel - Blackpool -

LlNE UP - 2014- 2015-2016


Hoggart - Spider - Baz - Tatters - Barny- 2013

LINE UP- 2012-2014   



Barny - Baz - Hoggart - Spider 2012

LINE UP -2011


                                     Snooty Fox - Wakefield - 2011 - Barny Baz - Dave Heard  Spider
  2008 - 2010                                                          


Baz- Spider- Barny Nigel - 2009

                             The Sun - Stockton - 2008 - Barny - Rob - Ritchie Idol - Kevandy
2007 -2008

VOCALS - JOHN GIBBS- (1994-1996
VOCALS - BUGSY- (1996)
VOCALS - BAZ (1993)


VOCALS - Guitar - Bass- Barny
BASS - Ross Weston 
DRUMS - DICKO - Ian Dickens
GUITAR - Colin Wiltshire- (R.I.P.)
VOCALS - Baz - (1983) 

Forward Childhood - 1980- Barney - Allen Hogarth - Martin Gunn